Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie - prevent those
aliens from putting voices in your head with this nifty
invention. Too bad this wasn't available when I was in the
fifth grade. It might have prevented the spoiled mayonnaise
underwear - just the thing for those times you've
just got to toot and you don't want your dorm mate to
suffer. Might make a great gift for the right person.
Bad Drunken Bar Poetry - not quite ready for literature.
Beatallica - Beatles songs done in heavy metal style,
retaining the same tempo and surprisingly good!
Bovine Unite - cows are banding together to foil the
Captain Ozone - video documentary and much more about
Casket Furniture - now all you need is to get a
lease on a big, old mansion that's half decayed and filled
with spider webs.
CrashBonsai is the creation of John Rooney, an artist
who is torn between the desire to create and destroy.
Recently, he has been making bonsai plants, and combining
them with model cars and trucks which he has creatively
smashed and melted, to create "CrashBonsai," little living
car crash sculptures.
The Cryptozoologist - The study of hidden animals, like
Bigfoot & friends.
Dog Diaper - we thought about
this one a lot one night over a few cokes and no one could
come up with a scenario that didn't make using one of these
things require more work than not using one. And the premise
was that we had a very cooperative canine.
Endangered Man - help save this endangered species.
ESUVEE - anyone can ride one, but not everyone rides
False Advertising - a gallery of parody.
Society - making the world a better place for all Freds.
- the all purpose lifestyle pharmaceutical.
Fun With Lighters - This is the story of three very
bored geeks, a leatherman, a bunch of disposable plastic
lighters, and a severe case of pyromania.
Guide to shooting rubber bands - how to get the
attention of that hottie in chem lecture!
Hangover Cures - not that Fat Campus's visitors would
Hire a Killer - please tell me this is a spoof.
Human Upgrades - a very well done spoof of our
infatuation with our selves.
I gave my cat an enema - very informative, very...very.
Modern Drunkard Magazine - as opposed to the retro
Mr. Bonko Show - in Bonkovision!
Naked - normal people sharing their
imperfections. What's not to like about this.
Nature's Platform - somewhere out there on the
internet there is a video of someone falling off of one of
these things while using it. There just has to be.
Oh My God It Burns - Scienticians often are forced to
take short-cuts to make giant king sized leaps of
advancement in the field of boozahology
Online Time Travel Pharmacy - buy some pills, meet
Julius Caesar, Abe Lincoln and Attila the Hun.
Napkin Rejection Service -
So here's the scenario:
You're out at a bar, riding transit, or even just walking
down the street, and some bozo who desperately wants into
your pants starts up a conversation with you. Rather than
make a scene or make them upset, you're polite and at least
nod at the proper times. Then, of course, they ask you for
your number. Except this is 2004, so maybe they ask for your
email address instead. Give them
firstname.lastname@example.org (or paamail.com, to be less
suspicious), tell them it's your address, and when they
write you, they'll automatically get a response telling them
how badly they've been rejected. If they sound desperate
enough, it may even get posted and ridiculed. Yes, it's
cruel, so use it wisely.
Paranormal - the only site on the net to download full
length paranormal videos.
Perception Laboratory's Face Transformer changes the
age, race or sex of a facial image, transforms it to the
style of a famous artist, makes an exaggerated caricature
or even make an ape of yourself!
Pip Show - on camera view of birds living in an
Play 20 questions against the computer - this can
be pretty addictive.
Pet's Mobility - when even your goldfish has a
cell phone you jest have to know that the world's getting to
be a pretty small place.
Poodle Exercise - an exercise video with a poodle theme.
Psychogenic Fugue - if you ever wanted to
transfer out to a totally wacked out school, this might be
the place. Yet it makes sense in a clever sort of way.
Revenge Lady - she seems a bit obsessed. Don't
Roadside Architecture - 300 or so pages of photos
and info about the kinds of places that have popped up all
over the U.S. in the wake of the automotive age. It's pretty
much fascinating. How many have you been to?
Red Tacton - new technology from Nippon Telegraph and
RoboDump - see the electronic pooping machine, prank
By implanting human brain cells (grown from a human embryo's
stem cells) into a mouse engineered to have Alzheimer's, Dr.
Keyes inadvertently made a
remarkable and startling discovery: she not only cured
the mouse's Alzheimer's Disease, but the animal soon
developed the relative intelligence of a human being.
Mailbox Pictures - oddly compelling photos of some
pretty elaborate rural mailboxes.
Simon's Photo Archive of Pregnant Animals - oddly
Speegle - the talking search engine.
Squirrel Fishing - the latest sport to hit the Penn
State campus. Complete with videos.
Slickville - a town stuck in time, the early years of
Rock 'n' Roll.
Stop Alien Abductions - I don't know. I kind of
liked my stay on the spaceship lollypop. After a while they
let me drive.
Sugar Bush Squirrel - the world's most photographed
TatAd - get paid to get an ad tattooed on your body.
Bigfoot Research Center - according to the United
States sightings database, Arkansas is just crawling with
Trepanning - the official website of a village in
Cornwall that exists only in the imagination and in the
digital realm of cyberspace.
Typorganism - the premise is that type is an organism.
Virtual Bubble Wrap - get poppin'
- a great new product for anyone who ever wanted to piss all
World Jump Day
- a world shaking idea